Father & Son 1

Julian & Jack Tarrant

Father & Son 2

John & Jack Ryan

Father & Son 3

David and Richard Phillips

Father & Son 4

Nick & Tom Crisp

Breathe in, Arthur

OK, hold it.

Now breathe out, Arthur

Shene does its bit for European unity

Players look disappointed that everyone in the

executive boxes is too busy eating prawn sandwiches to watch the game.

The crowd can hardly contain themselves as kick-off approaches

Meyrin FC's man of the match receieves his award

Who's got the hairspray?

Mike breaks it to Julie that she is the only WAG on the tour

Winchy is just a blur - no change there, then

Nick swears alliegance to Shene Old Grammarians

Mick and Julie selling marijuana plants

I'm sure there's a bar called Le Casino around here somewhere.

Morges - the throbbing metropolis

Altogether now...

There is a house in downtown Morges,

They call the Bar Gilvir

And it's been the ruin of many a Shene boy

And Winchy knows he's one

More street action in Morges

An ancient wreck shows up in Morges.

...but that's enough about Greenwood. Here's a pleasure boat on the lake.

Don't let the smiles fool you...

...they mask serious hangovers

Tom Crisp warms to the ref

Three down at half-time, Shene players stare down the proverbial gun barrel

Post-match celebrations are unconfined

Stimpo's only here for the beer.

Guess who Tom is talking to...

Touring party show their disappointment when they hear it's pouring with rain back in England.

If you blow one more kiss at me, I'll have to give you a slap.